Week 2

Power Ranking


1. Sack Lunch (33)

2. Bush League (32)

2. Adam's Legit Team (32)

4. Bobby Bruton (28)

4. Drive By Tuckers (28)

6. Burning Sensations (23)

6. Chiefs AF (23)

8. Fort Dix (20)

8. Noodle Soup (20)

10. Grown Man's Poop (14)

11. Show me your TD's (5)

11. Southern Comfort (5)

Game of the Week

Fort Dix 83.74 vs. Grown man's Poop 83.64

There is really only one correct answer here, as it has to be the game that featured the closest score in league history*.  Don't worry about the fact that Dix would have only beaten one other team in the league last week, all that matters is that he beat the team that was in front of him. The most thrilling part of this match-up was that it was decided LATE in the Monday Nighter. Dix trailed by 11 points going into that game, but rode Russ Wilson and Chris Carson to a last second win over last season's league runner up. This is the best start to a season in franchise history for Dix, and they will look to keep the magic alive against Noodle Soup, who is #8 in the Power Ranking**, yet is somehow favored by 11 over Dix. 

Hot Takes

- Speaking of hot, two teams at the top of the Power Ranking** lit up the scoreboard this week. Sack did all of his work on Sunday, eschewing one of the most sacred tenets of Christianity, and held a 7 point lead going into MNF. Bush, Jordan Howard and Allen Robinson took over from there, putting up 21 points to walk away with a 15 point, comeback win.

-  Chiefs AF and Noodle Soup appeared to be playing, at first glance, different games this weekend. At 2nd glance. . . It doesn't get much better. Mahomes was the MVP of this week, as his 38 points accounted for 50% of Soup's point alone. 

- Looking ahead to next week, Bob Bruton, the #1 team in the Power Ranking** goes up against Adam's Legit Team, the #2 team in the Power Ranking**. If you are a betting man, Bob is listed, as-of-this-writing, as a 5 point underdog in this game as we see if Bob can hold on to the top spot. 

-That's all for this week. Horrible luck to all of you in Week 3

*Tell me i'm wrong. 

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